GCGD
If I were Prime Minister, I'd transform the land
GCGD
All things would be glorious, under my firm strong hand
GCD
I'd enlarge Prince Edward Island, and shrink the tax on booze
GCGD
If I were Prime Minister, the Leafs would never lose
GCGD
If I were Prime Minister, French and English, would be gone
GCGD
There'd be no more two solitudes 'cause we'd all speak Klingon
GCGD
And I'd give my buddies jobs, they weren't qualified for
GCGD
Wait, I'm so sorry, I think that's been done before
GCGD
If I were Prime Minister, Canadians would tan
GCGD
In the Gulf of Mexico, where I'd put Newfoundland
GCGD
If I were Prime Minister, I would use my power
GCGD
To finally make the donut, our official flower
GCGD
And I'd make it illegal to sit and bitch and whine
GCGD
Though that might leave Canadians with too much spare time
GCGD
And I would be Prime Minister if only for one flaw
GCGD
I don't think that I could ever live in Ottowa
GCGD
If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister (repeat)
GCGD
I'd bathe in Maple syrup and I'd have a talking moose
GCGD
And Mounties would massage me to keep me nice and loose
GCGD
I'd get rid of the Queen, replace her with my cat
GCGD
Appointment to the Senate would be trial by combat
GCGD
I'd solve all the problems of this country's apparatus
GCGD
By granting every person, nation status
GCGD
I'd encourage global warming, move the jetstream further north
GCGD
And I'd ban all politicians, except for me of course
GCGD
If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister
I'd be super great, and you'd all
GCGD
If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister
love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law