C       =   032010
G       =   320003
D       =   xx0232
E       =   022100
D7      =   xx0212
A7      =   002020
C#m7b5  =   x42000  (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus)


[Verse 1]
    G                              C                G                              
If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a 'swimmin' 
     D                             C                G
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons
          C                                  G
Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need
          C             A7                        D7  
Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7               D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
      C                      C#m7b5              G           E 
Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte
         A7                   D7           C  G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man


[Verse 2]
    G                              C                G     
If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster
     D                             C                G
Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture
          C                                  G
If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner
          C             A7                        D7  
Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7               D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
      C                        C#m7b5              G           E 
Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips
         A7                   D7           C  G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man


[Verse 3]
        G
If your waist line is a'surgin'
        D
And in need of some reversion
        C
And your overall weight dispersion's
        G
Gettin' on the verge of perversion
        C
I'm encouraging an excursion
        G
To go searchin' for a surgeon
          C             A7                        D7  
And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin!


[Chorus]
     C            G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
     C              A7               D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
      C           C#m7b5            G                    E 
Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it
         A7                   D7           G    E
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
      C                        C#m7b5        G                E 
Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner
         A7                   D7         G       C   G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man.....


[Refrain]
          C                    C#m7b5
Well the doctor's bill may vex ya
         G             E
But it sure beats anorexia
         A7                    D           G  C  G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!