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My cat sits on me

Sits on me all day long

When I'm reading a book
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While I'm writing this song


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My cat sits on me

But it's not out of love

To him I'm just a handy
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Heated human rug

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My whole life I've tried to prove
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That I'm not a doormat
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Yet somehow I've ended up
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a mattress for a cat

*a capella*
I'm where he sits
I'm where he's sitting
                 D7
I'm where he saaaat

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My cat sits on me

But before he can lay down

He kneads me with his pointy paws
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And spins round and round

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My cat sits on me

Then he licks his bum

He seems to enjoy it
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But for me it ain't much fun

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But I'll admit there's benefits
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When the cat sits on you
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'Cause when he's on my lap
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There's nothin' I can do
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You know it's true

*a capella*
Honey? Could you get the door?
And the groceries?
And take out the garbage?
The cat's sitting on me...

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My cat sits on me

On my chest when I'm in bed

And if I dare roll over
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He sits on my head

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My cat sits on me

Sometimes I'm pretty sure

That I have somehow grown
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A tumor that purrs

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The only thing that's worse
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Than being used for a cat nap
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Is when he goes and sits
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On someone else's lap

*a capella*
You little traitor traitor traitor traitor CAAAAT!
Traitor cat!
Traitor!
Traitooooor!
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Please come baaaack!

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But he won't come back to me

'Til I've got important work

Then he sits on my computer
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Like a fluffy little jerk

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My cat, my cat sits on me
*a capella*
My computer, too