INTRO RIFF / CHORUS
             G            F            G             Dm
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------0-----0---0-2---|
D|--0-------------------------------0---------3-----0-|
A|----3-1-0--------0-1-3------3-1-3-------------------|
E|----------3----3-------1----------------------------|

                G          C            F            G
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--2h3-2-0---0---------------------------------------|
D|----------3-----------------------------------------|
A|-------------------0-1-2-3---3-1-0------------0-1---|
E|-----------------3-----------------3-1----1-3-----3-|

VERSE
                    G5                   F5
i'm patient of this plan as humble as i can
                   G5                 Dm
i'll wait another day before i turn away
                      G5                    C5
but know this much is true no matter what i do
                F5                        G5
offend in every way i don't know what to say


E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------0---0---0-2-----2h3-3-2-0--0-2-0---|
D|0----0--------------------------0-------3-----0-------------3--------|
A|-3-1--1-------0-1-3-------3-1-3--------------------------------------|
E|--------3---3-------1------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-0-1-2-3--3-1-0----------0-1-------|
E|3---------------3-1--1-3-----3-----|

i'm coming through the door but they're expecting more
of an interesting man sometimes i think i can
but how much can i fake i'll speak until i break
with every word i say offend in every way

PLAY CHORUS

you tell me to relax and listen to these facts
that everyone's my friend and will be til the end
but know this much is true no matter what i do
no matter what i say offend in every way

PLAY CHORUS
PLAY INTRO