E|---------------------------|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|---------------------------|
D|-----0-----0----0--0----0--|-----0-----0----0-------0--|
A|---------------------------|---------------------------|
E|--0-----0-----0-------0----|--0-----0-----0----5h7-----|

E|------8---8---8---8-6--5--|
B|-----10--10--10--10-8--7--|
G|-----11--11--11--11-9--7--|
D|--0---0---0---0---0-0--0--|
A|--0-----------------------|
E|--0-----------------------|


[Verse 1]

   D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
                                        C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
   D
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
                                        C
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
             Bb
Well there's no need to complain
        A
We'll eliminate your pain
       G
We can neutralize your brain
                A
You'll feel just fine...now


[Chorus]

      G   F             C                     D
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!


[Verse 2]

  D
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
                                     C
Is life within the business world a drag?
          D
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around?
                                   C
To find yourself a more productive bag?
        Bb
Are you worried and distressed?
      A
Can't seem to get no rest?
        G
Put our product to the test
                A
You'll feel just fine...now


[Chorus]

      G   F             C                     D
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!


[Bridge]

A                       G
You better hurry up and order one
     E                      A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone


[Verse 3]

       D
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
                                           C
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
        D
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
                                      C
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
       Bb
We can end your daily strife
     A
At a reasonable price
               G
You've seen it advertised in Life
                A
You'll feel just fine...now


[Chorus]

      G   F             C                     D
Buy a Big Bright Green     Pleasure Machine!