E|---------------------------|---------------------------| B|---------------------------|---------------------------| G|---------------------------|---------------------------| D|-----0-----0----0--0----0--|-----0-----0----0-------0--| A|---------------------------|---------------------------| E|--0-----0-----0-------0----|--0-----0-----0----5h7-----| E|------8---8---8---8-6--5--| B|-----10--10--10--10-8--7--| G|-----11--11--11--11-9--7--| D|--0---0---0---0---0-0--0--| A|--0-----------------------| E|--0-----------------------| [Verse 1] D Do people have a tendency to dump on you? C Does your group have more cavities than theirs? D Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you? C Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs? Bb Well there's no need to complain A We'll eliminate your pain G We can neutralize your brain A You'll feel just fine...now [Chorus] G F C D Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine! [Verse 2] D Do figures of authority just shoot you down? C Is life within the business world a drag? D Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around? C To find yourself a more productive bag? Bb Are you worried and distressed? A Can't seem to get no rest? G Put our product to the test A You'll feel just fine...now [Chorus] G F C D Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine! [Bridge] A G You better hurry up and order one E A Our limited supply is very nearly gone [Verse 3] D Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate? C Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball? D Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late? C Are you looking for a way to chuck it all? Bb We can end your daily strife A At a reasonable price G You've seen it advertised in Life A You'll feel just fine...now [Chorus] G F C D Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!