E

 A                                    E
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I'll whoop your ass
                                                          B7
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a lawnmower your ass is grass
 A                                  E                   A
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too
                 E                 B
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
                           E
When Imma through whoopin' you


[Verse 1]
E
Yeah your momma told ya you was cute
         A                       E
Big and handsome and all that stuff
E
You got some skank to blow your skin flute
    B                       E
And now you think you're tough


[Chorus/Outro]
             A                                    E
But boy I'm drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I'll whoop your ass
E                                                       B7
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a lawnmower your ass is grass
 A                                  E                   A
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too
                 E                B
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
                            E
When Imma through whoopin' you
                 A                E
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
 B                         A
When Imma through whoopin' you