C Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly! F There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to fly C G There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to fly C F And there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder why C G If you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat to fly (Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout) Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly