D F#m Bm A 
D F#m Bm A 
D

[Verse]
                   F#m   Bm       
Saw you coming my way
                  A     D         
Put my nose in a book
                     F#m   Bm        
Some crap that you gave me
                     A    D      
Or something that I took


[Pre-chorus]
                       A  D    
Man, he looked so good
                   G       
It had to be ooze leather
           G                
He's so together
                     A      D
Oozing like I never could


[Chorus]
               D            
I bet he's a classic masher
                       G             
He toot-toots when he likes the view
                      G              
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
                               A             D   
They talk boots while they're laughing at you


[Interlude]
D F#m Bm A 
D

[Verse]
              F#m   Bm              
He's playing dumb
                    A     D       
You're looking at clothes
                   F#m   Bm         
Straightening his hat
               A   D            
Mr. Shnook ho-hum
                           

[Pre-chorus]
                     A   D    
I shoulda shook his hand
                 G    
I never used to feel bad
                  G   
I never felt so blue
                A       D
Guess I never amused you
                           

[Chorus]
               D            
I bet he's a classic masher
                       G             
He toot-toots when he likes the view
                      G              
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
                               A             D   
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
                           

[Outro]
               A           
I bet he's a classic masher
                       G             
He toot-toots when he likes the view
                      G              
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
                               A             D   F#m   Bm 
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
                               A             D                           F#m            Bm 
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
                               A             D                           F#m            Bm 
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
                               A             D                           F#m            Bm 
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
                               A             D  G A D
They talk boots while they're laughing at you