Bb
Mhm, mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm

[Verse 1: P!nk]
Bb
Like Leo in The Revenant, Abel in that Bible bit
Eb
Revenge is sweet, isn't it?
Really, really hope for it
Bb
I know that it won't fix a thing
A song like this that I could sing
F
For you (mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
Bb
All the feels you make me do
A nightmare fuckin' comin' true
Eb
I wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you
Bb
Sue you, take your dog, take your house
Take your shoes, take your heart
And now here comes that singin' part

[Pre-Hook: P!nk]
Bb                                Eb
I'm daydreamin', let me count the ways
Bb                                    F
How I'll get you or how I'll make you pay
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
            Bb                             Eb
Babe, I'm hurtin' and now you'll feel the same
             Bb             F              Bb
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)

[Hook: P!nk]
Bb
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
 Eb        Bb
Revenge together, together, together
                 Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
             Bb
Revenge is sweet
              Gm                 Eb
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
          Bb
Revenge together, together, together
               Bb                  Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
           Bb
Revenge is sweet (now, now)

[Verse 2: P!nk]
Bb
Now here's where girlfriends come in hand
Especially those that understand
Eb
Crime's a crime, but listen, man
Really cannot give a damn
Bb
We've all been through this kind of thing
Say the word, we make it sting
F
For him (mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
Bb
He can't just get away with it
Eye for eye, you piece of shit
Eb
You treat us like a garbage pit
Cm                            Bb
Let me at him, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
Here's that singin' part again
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)

[Pre-Hook: P!nk]
Bb                                Eb
I'm daydreamin', let me count the ways
Bb                                    F
How I'll get you or how I'll make you pay
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
            Bb                             Eb
Babe, I'm hurtin' and now you'll feel the same
             Bb             F              Bb
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)

[Hook: P!nk]
Bb             Dm               Eb
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
          Bb
Revenge together, together, together
                Bb                 Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
             Bb
Revenge is sweet
              Gm                 Eb
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
          Bb
Revenge together, together, together
               Bb                  Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
           Bb
Revenge is sweet (now, now)

[Verse 3: Eminem and P!nk]
Bb
Well, in the beginning we
Felt like we was meant to be
I fell for you and skinned my knee
Eb
But hell, with any injury, eventually you'll get up gingerly
Bb
Feels like it'll take a century to heal
                      F
But just know that I will
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
Bb
But fuck tryna make amends, I'd rather take revenge
                        Eb
You're stickin' safety pins inside my atrium
Your day begins at 8 p.m.
F
You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz
                Bb          F
With all your lady friends—whores!
Bb
Hit the club and you go out
Don't know a sum, 'cause when I calculate
Eb
The times you cheated and I total up all the amounts
Bb                                                                           F
It doesn't add up, 'cause you say that just givin' out your number doesn't count, get it? (I hate you)
             Bb
And then see me with someone new, get mad and flip it
Look how bad you spin it
Eb
First you turn your back on me, then tell me that I stabbed you in it!?
Bb
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it (Sluuuuuut!!)
Bb                                       Eb
So when you're driving, drivin' to his house
        Bb                             F
And you pass me, while I'm drivin' to hers
       Bb                         Eb
Just remember, you cheated on me first (Bitch!)
         Bb               F             Bb
You're a whore, you're a whore, this is war—fellas, ladies

[Hook: Eminem & P!nk]
Bb                     Eb
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
         Bb
Revenge together, together, together (oh-ohh)
                  Bb                Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
               Bb
Revenge is sweet (so sweet, oh-ohh)
(Mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm)
              Gm                Eb
We could do revenge revenge, revenge
            Bb
Revenge together, together, together
               Bb                     Eb
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
             Bb
Revenge is sweet

[Outro: Eminem & P!nk]
Fuck yeah!
Fuck no!