E    022100
D    xx0232
F#m  244222


[Verse 1]
F#m                  A
 Where have you been?
F#m                      E
Where have you gone?
F#m         A
And have I done
F#m           E
something wrong?
F#m        A
You're the tooth fairy
F#m         E
You're like Santa Claus
F#m                   A
You're like white noise
F#m                        E
When I want my favorite song
F#m              A
Just come on back
F#m          E
And come on home
F#m               A
It ain't super smart
F#m              E
to leave me alone
F#m         A
Light a flare
F#m              E
Pick up the phone
F#m               A
I'm like a stoner babe
F#m        E
without my bong.


[Chorus]
A                     E
Are you hidin' in the closet?
A                     D
Are you underneath the bed?
A               E               A
Did you go on a long walk off a short pier?
E                     A
How come you're not here?
                            E
Should I worry you've been bitten?
A                   D
Or somebody got you high?
A                 E              D
Quick, come back or I might just die
E
How come you're not here?


[Verse 2]
F#m             A
I've heard some rumors
F#m            E
About another girl
F#m       A
I heard she's cute
F#m            E
But she stores nuts like a squirrel
F#m        A
That's all cool
F#m               E
I'll wait right here
F#m               A
'Til you get bored
F#m                    E
and she gets carded for beer
F#m     A
I'm the one
F#m      E
I'm just that slick
F#m                  A
You won't find better
F#m       E
I'm honeydipped
F#m         A
There ain't a thing
F#m      E
That's fake on me
F#m        A
I miss you babe,
F#m          E
come home to me


[Chorus]
A                     E
Are you hidin' in the closet?
A                     D
Are you underneath the bed?
A               E                      A
Did you go on a long walk off a short pier?
E                     A
How come you're not here?
                            E
Should I worry you've been bitten?
A                     D
Or somebody got you high?
A                 E              A
Quick, come back or I might just die
E
How come you're not here?


[Bridge]
F#m            A
 Has anyone seen
 A            E
Has anyone seen
 E            D
Has anyone seen
                     F#m
Why he's hiding from me
F#m           A
Can anyone see
A            E
Can anyone see
E           D
Can anyone see
D                    A
Let's play hide and seek


[Chorus]
A                     E
Are you hidin' in the closet?
A                        D
Are you underneath the bed?
A               E                     A
Did you go on a long walk off a short pier?
E                     A
How come you're not here?
A                            E
Should I worry you've been bitten?
A                     D
Or somebody got you high?
A                 E              A
Quick, come back or I might just die
E                   F#m
How come you're not here?