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[Verse 1]

        E
Well my body could use a little slimmin'
          A
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
      E                           B7
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…
        E
Im embarrased about my belly,
            A
for when i walk it wobbles like jelly
       E                 B7       E
'cause I don't look good naked anymore.

[Chorus]

    A                          E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…

I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
                   B7
Of the man I was before.
     E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
  A
I won't fit through the door,
    E                 B7       E
And I don't look good naked anymore.

[Verse 2]

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Well I used to be a hell of a man,
  A
I chopped wood with just one hand.
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But I can't do the things I done before.
        E
Well it all happened kind of slow,
      A
But I guess I kinda let myself go…
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Now I don't look good naked anymore.


[Chorus]

    A                          E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…

I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
                   B7
Of the man I was before.
     E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
  A
I won't fit through the door,
    E                 B7       E
And I don't look good naked anymore.

[Verse 3]

     E
With each and every passing year,
       A
came a lot of pork pies and beer.
       E                                 B7
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor.
        E
Now when its time to go to bed
         A
My wife just laughs and turns her head
 E                      B7       E
Cause I don't look good naked anymore.

[Chorus]

    A                          E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…

I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
                   B7
Of the man I was before.
     E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
  A
I won't fit through the door,
    E                 B7       E
And I don't look good naked anymore.

[Chorus]

    A                          E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…

I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
                   B7
Of the man I was before.
     E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
  A
I won't fit through the door,
    E                 B7       E
And I don't look good naked anymore.

[TAG]

    E                 B7       E  B7  E
No, I don't look good naked anymore!