D7: ------ 200212
F#7: ----- 242322
Am7: ----- 002010
Am(add9):- 002410
B7: ------ 221202
Baug: ---- X21003
[Verse 1]
Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am7G
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
B (Em)
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
EmD7
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
GAm7
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
AmB
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C Bm Baug
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
EmAm(add9)Am
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin------stripes
Am(add9)AmAm7B7F#7B7Em
Who------a, everything goes according to plan
[Chorus]
EmB7EmGD
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
G
Because you say so under your breath
F#B7BmC
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
CBmAm7G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
BCBCB
[Verse 2]
Em
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
Am7
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and
GAm7
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
B7BB7
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
EmAm
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
GCB (Am7)
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Am7B7C
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
Am7B7AmB7Am7B7
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
[Chorus]
EmB7EmGD
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
G
Because you say so under your breath
F#B7BmC
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
CBmAm7G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am7B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
[Solo]
EmAmGEmAmBEmEmEmAmGEmAmBEmEm
[Bridge]
EmAmGEm
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
AmBEm
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
EmAmGEm
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
AmBEm
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
[Outro]
EmAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
GEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
EmAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
GEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
EmAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
GEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
Am7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
EmB7Em
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch