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[Verse 1]
Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
D7F
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
D7F
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
[Chorus]
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
DmFG
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
DmFG
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
[Verse 2]
AmD7
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
AmD7
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Instrumental]
Fmaj7GFmaj7Dm
[Chorus]
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
DmFG
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
AmDmFAmDmF
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
AmFG
Again......
[Chorus]
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
DmFG
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
AmDmFGAm
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
AmDmFAmDmF
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
AmFG
Again......