Am
It's these substandard motels
G                 F                 E
On the, lalalala, corner of 4th and Freemont Street
Am                           G
Appealing, only because they are just that un-appealing
F                            E
Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering
Am                      G
The rooms have a hint of asbestos
          F               E
And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde
Am                    G                        F               E
And the habit of decomposing right before your very, lalalala, eyes

Along with the people

  Am    C      F         E       Am  Dm   C      E
Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
  Am    C      F         E       Am  Dm   C      E
Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy

F                            Am
Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
F                            Am
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
     Dm         Am         F           G
She's getting a job at the firm come monday
     Dm         Am         F           G
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney

A5           G5          F5              E
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
A5              G5            F5      E
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy. yeah (yeah)

Am             G
And not to mention
               F
The constable, and his proposition
E
For that "virgin"
Am       G                        F
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business"
E
As he said to the Mrs.
Am
Only hours before
G
After he had left
F                       E
She was fixing her face in a compact
Am          G           F
There was a terrible crash
(There was a terrible crash)
Am                  G
Between her and the badge
                              F
She spilled her purse and her bag
            E                     Am C Am
And held a "purse" of a different kind
Am
Along with the people
Am      C       F         E      Am  Dm   C      E
 Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am      C       F         E      Am  Dm   C      E     F
 Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
(There are no)
F            Am                       F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
F                   Am
It's sleeping with roaches and taking bad chances
       Dm           Am      F             G
At the shade of the sheets before all the stains
Dm        Am         F                G
And a few more of your least favorite things
F            Am                       F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
F                  Am
It's sleeping with roaches and taking bad chances
       Dm           Am     F              G
At the shade of the sheets before all the stains
Dm        Am         F                G        F   E
And a few more of your least favorite things

Am      C       F         E       Am Dm  C      E
 Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Am      C       F         E       Am Dm  C      E  F  Am  F
 Inside, What a wonderful caricature of intimacy

F            Am                       F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
F                  Am
It's sleeping with roaches and taking bad chances
       Dm           Am      F             G
At the shade of the sheets before all the stains
Dm        Am         F                G
And a few more of your least favorite things
F            Am                       F
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
F                  Am
It's sleeping with roaches and taking bad chances
       Dm           Am      F             G
At the shade of the sheets before all the stains
Dm        Am         F                G
And a few more of your least favorite things