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[Verse 1]
CmEb
Hello there, Spencer
CmAb
I see you, you boy, boy
CmEb
I see you, Spencer
CmD
With my eyes
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You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
FEEb
You plan them, and build them on blue paper
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And hand them to me
CmEb
And then I dream them, Spencer
CmAb
That's what you do for me
CmEb
Thank you for that, Spencer
CmD
You prick
[Chorus]
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I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
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Ohh-ooh-ooh
FEEbD
Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer
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Avada kedavra to you, Spencer
[Verse 2]
CmEb
You think you're something special, Spencer?
CmAb
You think you're something brand new?
CmEb
But you're old oats, Spencer
CmD
You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer
[Chorus]
GmBb
I'm a magician, Spencer
GmBb
A furious magician
BbGmAmF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
F#mDBmGm
[Bridge 1]
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You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer?
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You boy, precious boy
EbDC
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
EbC
For the Federal Reserve
EbC
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
EbD
And I need your teeth
[Verse 3]
CmEb
I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome
CmAb
But what have you done with it?
CmEb
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
CmD
Do you?
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Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
EbD
Do you think you can capture my essence
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And throw it back at me with
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Humor and rhetorical devices?
Well, you can't, Spencer
CmEb
You don't know what I'm capable of
CmAb
I need your teeth
CmEb
For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer
CmD
I'm Ben Bernanke
[Chorus]
GmBb
I'm a magician, Spencer
GmBb
A furious magician
BbGmAmF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo
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Are you proud of your country?
FEEbD
Are you proud of your country?
[Interlude]
CmEbCmAb
I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
CmEb
Sitting up there in your high chair
CmD
Demanding more applesauce
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Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!
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There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
F#mDBmGm
[Bridge 2]
EbD
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips
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You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy
EbD
You rambunctious little infant
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My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
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You know what that's like?
EbDD
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
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[Breakdown]
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You boy, Spencer
F#GmGmGmF#GmGmGmF#GmGmGm
Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.)
F#GmGmGmF#GmGmGmF#GmGmGm
(OH MY GOD!)
F#GmGmD
You tall drink of water
Spencer
[Chorus]
GmBbGmBb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
BbGmAmF
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
GmBbGmBb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
BbGm
Magician
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Magician...
[Outro]
EbD
I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...