D
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger
D
But if it kills you you'll be dead
G
Use fluorescent bulbs, they'll probably last longer
D
But the buzzing sound might hurt your head
BB/C#
There's two ways of looking at your problem
DD/C#D/C
Right or wrong, win or lose
B
Stand around and you'll never get the job done
DC
All you have to do is choose
[CHORUS]
FG
Madelaine, stay with me
DE
Madelaine, leave me be
BbAD
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
FG
Madelaine, stay for more
DE
Madelaine, use the door
BbAD
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
[VERSE 2]
D
You could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys
D
But you'd have to walk him every day
G
You could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise
D
Piss off the ASPCA
BB/C#
Either way, you better make your mind up
DD/C#D/C
What is what, which is which
B
'Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup
DC
And you can't miss another pitch
[CHORUS]
FG
Madelaine, stay with me
DE
Madelaine, leave me be
BbAD
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
FG
Madelaine, stay for more
DE
Madelaine, use the door
BbAD
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you
[BRIDGE]
GmAGmA
So many tasties on your plate
BbFG
What is a hungry girl to do?
GmAGmA
Already it may be too late
BbCD
I'm sick of cooking for you
[VERSE 3]
D
You could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime
D
And that you have to say good night
G
You could tell me that you've had way too much red wine
D
You would probably be right
BB/C#
Either way, you better wash those glasses
DD/C#D/C
You've got friends coming by
B
And besides, you're sick of making passes
DC
Truth be told, so am I
[CHORUS]
FG
Madelaine, stay with me
DE
Madelaine, leave me be
BbAD
Madelaine, just tell me what you're gonna do
FG
Madelaine, stay for more
DE
Madelaine, use the door
BbAD
Madelaine, I'm gonna leave it up to you