D:   0 0 0 2 3 0
F:   x 8 10 10 x x 
F/E: x 7 10 x x x
Dm:  x 5 7 7 x x x
C:   x 3 5 5 x x
Bb:  x 1 3 3 x x
Am:  x 0 2 2 1 x 


[Intro]

 A     E
 I got troubled thoughts
         F#m            E
 And the self-esteem to match
        D  A          Bm     E
 What a catch, what a catch


[Verse 1]

 A            E
 You'll never catch us
         F#m        E
 So just let me be
              D
 Said I'll be fine
          A                    F#m      E
 Till the hospital or American Embassy
      D          E                F#m
 Miss Flack said I still want you back
            D          E                F#m
 Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back


[Chorus]

 F     F/E
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F/E                Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C
 Who gave up on you


[Verse 2]

A             E
 They say the captain
           F#m           E
 Goes down with the ship
              D          A
 So, when the world ends
             F#m         E
 Will God go down with it?
      D          E                F#m
 Miss Flack said I still want you back
            D          E                F#m
 Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back


[Chorus]

 F     F/E
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F/E                Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C
 Who gave up on you


[Bridge 1]
       A
What a catch
       E
What a catch
       F#m
What a catch
       E
What a catch


 A      E                 F#m
 I will never end up like him
           E               D
 Behind my back, I already am
                 A                  Bm     E
 Keep a calendar, this way you will always know


[Chorus]

 F     F/E
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F/E                Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C 
 Who gave up on you


[Bridge 2]
 
F              F/E
 Where is your boy tonight?
      Dm                 C
 I hope he is a gentleman...
             Bb               F
 We're going down, down in an earlier round
     Gm                      C
 And sugar, we're goin' down swinging...
F                    F/E
 Dance, dance, we're falling apart to halftime
Dm                 C
 Dance, dance, and these are the lives you'd love to lead...
 Bb                         F
 This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
 Gm                         C
 This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race...
 F             F/E
 One night and one more time
 Dm
 Thanks for the memories
 C                           Bb
 Even though they weren't so great...
         F  Gm       C
 Growing up, growing up


[Outro]

 F     F/E
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch