Intro:

Cm   Bb  F Bb F Eb F x2

Verse:

Cm                       Bb                   F Bb F Eb F
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
Cm                                  Bb                F Bb F Eb F
'Cause when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do
Cm                         Bb
Whisper in my ear all your culinary wishes
Cm                          Bb
Next thing you know you're washing the dishes
    Cm                   Bb
Your table is ready for me
     F       Bb        F Bb
I'm happy to seat you

Chorus:

F             C#  Ab
Slices of you
                 Eb                Fm
I'd really like another slice of you
           C#          Ab
That's so nice of you
                  Bb              Fm
I'd really like another slice of you
           C#          Ab
That's so nice of you
                  Eb              Fm     C#   Ab
I'd really like another slice or two
                  Bb               Cm
I'd really like another slice of you

Bb F Bb F Eb F 

Verse:

Cm                       Bb                  F Bb F Eb F 
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
Cm                           Bb                       F       Bb F Eb F 
'cos when I get a table you know damn well I get a table for two
Cm                          Bb
Preheat the oven so the cooking is best
Cm                           Bb
I trained at the very best kitchens in france
Cm                         Bb                      F  Bb
My service is slow and I hope this doesn't offend you

Chorus:

F             C#  Ab
Slices of you
                 Eb                Fm
I'd really like another slice of you
           C#          Ab
That's so nice of you
                  Bb              Fm
I'd really like another slice of you
           C#          Ab
That's so nice of you
                  Eb              Fm     C#   Ab
I'd really like another slice or two
                  Bb               Cm
I'd really like another slice of you

Bb   F

Interlude:

        Ab
And everywhere I go
    C
You ask me, Valentine
            Eb              F
What's your recipe for love?
     Ab
My answer's always the same
C                       Eb
Cook the hell out of it
F                  Bb  F
It's slices of you

Bb  F  Eb  F  x3

Chorus:

F         C#                     Ab
If music be the food of love, play on
                   Eb                     Fm
But I'm really too hungry for just one song
         C#               Ab
It's so fire leads to you
                  Bb              Fm
I'd really like another slice of you
           C#         Ab  
That's so nice of you
[Nice of you]

Eb                                Fm  C#  Ab
I'd really like another slice of you
[Slice of you]

                  Bb                C
I'd really like another slice of you

Bb  F  Eb  F

Outro:

Cm                       Bb                F    Bb F  Eb  F
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
Cm                                 Bb               F  Bb F  Eb  F
'cos when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do                     
Cm                       Bb                 F Bb F  Eb  F
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu
Cm                                 Bb                  F Bb F  Eb  F
'cos when I'm in a hurry nothing tastes as good as you do
Cm                        Bb        
I'm late for dinner but look who's on the menu [Fading Out]