E|---------0--------|
B|------------------|
G|-2---------2------|
D|-2----------------|
A|-0----------------|
E|------------------|
When you play the Am and then the Bm, bend and unbend the Bm at the start of the measure

* = strum once

[Verse]
Am*
My dog's a cat

But he's really fat
F#m*                  F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am*
My dog's a cat
Bm*
But he's really fat
F#m*                  F*
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am
My dog's a cat

But he's really fat
F#m                   F
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am
My dog's a cat (MY CG 'S A CAT!)
Bm
But he's really fat
F#m                   F
And I shove him under the welcome mat


[Chorus]
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
       Em           Dm         G
And he doesn't know where he's been!

[Verse]
Am
My dog's a cat

But he's really fat
F#m                   F
And I shove him under the welcome mat
Am
My dog's a cat
Bm
But he's really fat
F#m         F
And I shove him under-!
Am     F#m  F
My dog is a cat
Am Bm  F#m  F
My dog is a cat


[Chorus]
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
Em              Dm         A#
He doesn't know where he's going to
       Em           Dm         G
And he doesn't know where he's been!


[Bridge]
Am     F#m      F
My...  dog is a cat
Am  Bm F#m      F
My...  dog is a cat
Am       F#m F
My dog's a   cat
Am       F#m F
My dog's a   cat
Am       F#m F
My dog's a   cat
Am       F#m F
My dog's a   cat

Am F#m F
Am F#m F
Am F#m F
Am F#m F*