(Gm F C9 Gm F C9 Gm F C9 Gm F Bb9) [Verse] C9 Dear Mrs. Touma Bb9 I walked upstairs into the kitchen Gm Saw a piece of birthday cake Dm And I heard my mother crying C9 “Dressed in his black raincoat Bb9 “Black hat lying on the yellow line Gm “He was run down” Dm Your son was taken Gm And he spoke so often With belief F With conviction Never with the C9 Righteousness Dm Of the day he’d go to heaven And I will believe Gm If only for his sake F In father, son, and holy ghost C9 In whom he was so certain That he’d turn the other cheek to those Dm Who teased and hurt him [Chorus] Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of the world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F C9 I wouldn’t wish it on anyone Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of my world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F Bb9 Sometimes I wish it was [Verse] C9 The man across the street Bb9 As he expresses sympathy Gm The fat, aging hypocrite Dm Spit into his face with me C9 “When you heard he was gone Bb9 Gm “You couldn’t wait to be the first to seem concerned Dm “Did you think we’d never learn?” Gm You were lying to us F You laughed at him C9 You threw upon him your own vices Dm You lied to us about everything Gm You lied about your barfly conquests F C9 Dying your hair to hide the grey Dm You’re masturbating bitterly on your front porch - While the wife’s away [Chorus] Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of the world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F C9 I wouldn’t wish it on anyone Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of my world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F Bb9 Sometimes I wish it was Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of the world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F C9 I wouldn’t wish it on anyone Gm Leo is dead F C9 It’s not the end of my world Gm Sometimes I wish it was F Bb9 Sometimes I wish it was