(chorus)
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 1)
F
Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes,
CC7A
and wearing my old hat,
DD7
my four year old said, I wanna divorce,
GG7
Now, where did she hear that,
(chorus)
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 2)
F
Last night as I watched TV,
CC7A
one rushed through the door,
DD7
Mommy, Dad`s telling someone on the phone,
GG7
Don`t you call me here no more,
(chorus)
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 3)
F
If my daddy can whip your daddy,
CC7A
but daddy`s never home,
D
and I think, mum is worried about him,
GG7
cause she cried all night long,
(chorus)
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 4)
F
You never know what they learn at school,
CC7A
and what they`re thinking of,
DD7
My first grader just said a four letter word,
GG7
and it sure wasn`t love,
(chorus)
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,
CDm
Kids say the darndest things,
DD7
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
GG7
or the little songs they sing,