Intro
CFGAmFCGCGCGC
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
E7AmDG
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.
CGC
So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex,
FGC
And I tore all your pictures in two,
E7Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
DG
Just because it reminds me of you.....
FGC
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
FGC
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
FGAmF
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
CGC
Than spend one more minute with you.
GC
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
GC
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
E7Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
DG
And I have to use the self-service pumps...
FGC
Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
FGC
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
FGCF
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
CGC
Than spend one more minute with you..
AmG
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
FGC
Than watch you going out with other men
AmE7Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
DG
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again
(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
FGC
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
FGC
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
FG
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
AmF
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
CGC
Than spend one more minute with you
GGC
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
FGC
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
FG
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with
AmF
Double-edged razor blades
CGAm
Than spend one more minute with you
FG
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
CF
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
CGC
Than spend one more minute with you.....