D
I was flipping through the channels
  A
A lazy Sunday afternoon

Caught the race in Talladega
                  D
Coming around lap 22
         D
When the fella in the blue car

Gave a red car a little tap
         G
Then the rainbow colors

Went flipping down the track
   A
In what that announcer called
              D
A spectacular crash

And I thought
                     G
Well, hell, I can do that
               D
What's the big deal?
      A
Hit a wall in a ball of fire
         D            
Requires no skill


[Chorus 1]
                   G
A hundred thousand fans
                 D
Screaming in the stands
                      A
He gets a bag full of cash

Driving circles and crash
               D
Hell, I can do that


[Verse 2]
D
While they were under caution
                          A
I switched it back to the football game
              
My team was losing
                      D
Coach was hanging his head in shame
          D
Then they gave 30 to the football
  
And he hit the hole fast
       G
'Tween him and the goal line

Was nothing but the grass
       A
And he tripped on his own two feet
                 D
Fell flat on his back

And I said
                   G
Oh, hell, I can do that
                    D
Man, what's the big deal?
     A
If I only wanted
                      D
A stumbling, fumbling skills


[Chorus 2]
                 G
A hundred thousand fans
                 D
Screaming in the stands
                      A
He gets a bag full of cash

To sit out the second half
              D
Hell I can do that


[Verse 3]
        Bb
Well, I must have dozed off
       G               D
I woke up with my baby next to me
  Bb
Remote in her hand
G                        D
Tears in her eyes from a movie
           A
A romantic comedy
                 G
Starring Matthew McConaughey
          
Oh, hell, baby
         G
I can do that
                    D
I don't see the big deal
       A
Kiss a girl, save the world
                           D
And the monster ain't even real


[Chorus 3]
                      G
He just takes off his shirt
                  D
Stuntman does the work
                       A
He gets a boat load of cash

For a quick shot of his ass
               D
Hell, I can do that