Bm F#/A# D G D [Verse] Bm F#/A# If I give up the seat I've been saving D G To some elderly lady or man A Am I being a good boy D Am I your pride and joy Em C D Mother please if your pleased say I am [Verse 2] Bm F#/A# And if while in the course of my duty D G I perform an unfortunate take A D Would you punish me so, unbelievably so Em C D Never again will I make that mistake [Bridge] Am D This feeling inside me could never deny me Am D G The right to be wrong if I choose Gm And this pleasure I get D From say winning a bet E/D C D Is to lose [Verse 3] Bm F#/A# When I'm drinking my Bonaparte Shandy D G Eating more than enough apple pies A D Will I glance at my screen and see real human beings Em Starve to death C D Right in front of my eyes [Verse 4] Bm F#/A# Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured D G Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost A D Nothing further than proof nothing wilder than youth Em A Nothing older than time nothing sweeter than wine F# Bm Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind Em Nothing I couldn't say A Nothing why 'cos today D Bm G A D Nothing rhymed nothing rhymed