A    D    A    D

[Verse]
A                        D
I think I'm crazy, baby, let you off the hook too easy
A                        D
If you were a telephone, you'd still be off the hook
A
This is my last leg
A
Been awake for days
D
In a minute I'll die of starvation
A
I'll come back a ghost if I can haunt you
D
And float around your room

[Bridge]
Bm                         D
What do I do when you get close?
      Bm                          E
If I kissed your neck, would you slit my throat?

[Chorus]
         D            E             A       E    F#m         E           D       E        A
Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your make-up, darling, and dying your hair like you do?
            D              E             A         F#m
Well you're wasting your time if you're trying to impress me
E        D      A        E              A
I waste all my time just thinking of you

[Bridge 2]
A
And I'm not imagining how you give me the shivers
D
Standing up to your waist in your river
A                                 D
You're the sweetest boat-builder I think I've ever seen
A
Dream in Japanese
A
Dream in Japanese
D
Some language I don't even know how to speak
A
You're still pretty and I am still choked up
D
It's probably just the same

[Verse 2]
Bm              D
The more I hang around you
Bm                 E
The more hang-ups I get

[Chorus]
        A            E              A                  E    D            E                        A
Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup, darling, and dying your hair like you do?
A            D            E             A
Well you're wasting your time if you're trying to impress me
 D                     E               A
I waste all my time just thinking of you

[Outro]
F#m   E               D
I know that you're an angel
F#m        E                 A
Though you could never stay true
F#m   E                 A          F#m
Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose
E          D           A      E            A
'Cause you dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school
A                           E       A             F#m
Could I watch the next time you're applying your eyeliner?
E        D          E                A
I waste all my time just thinking of you