[Intro] D A G D D G D You think we look pretty good together D G D You think my shoes are made of leather Em D Em But I'm a substitute for another guy D Em I look pretty tall but my heels are high D Em The simple things you see are all complicated D Em A Look pretty young, but I'm just back dated, yeah D A G D Substitute your lies for fact D A G D I can see right through your plastic mac D A G D I look all white, but my dad was black D A G D My fine looking suit is really made out of sack D G D I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth D G The north side of my town faced east D And the east was facing south Em D Em And now you dare to look me in the eye D Em Those crocodile tears are what you cry D Em It's a genuine problem, you won't try D Em A To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by D A G D Substitute me for him D A G D Substitute my coke for gin D A G D Substitute you for my mom D A G D At least I'll get my washing done [Solo] D G D G D Em D Em But I'm a substitute for another guy D Em I look pretty tall but my heels are high D Em The simple things you see are all complicated D Em A Look pretty young, but I'm just back dated, yeah D G D I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth D G The north side of my town faced east D And the east was facing south Em D Em And now you dare to look me in the eye D Em Those crocodile tears are what you cry D Em It's a genuine problem, you won't try D Em A To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by D A G D Substitute me for him D A G D Substitute my coke for gin D A G D Substitute you for my mom D A G D At least I'll get my washing done D A G D Substitute your lies for fact D A G D I can see right through your plastic mac D A G D I look all white, but my dad was black D A G D My fine looking suit is really made out of sack