A     F#m    D    D    A

[Verse]
A               F#m                    D     D     A
Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
A               F#m             D          E        A
My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues
A               F#m                    D     D     A
He took me to a crossroads once and said I had a choice
A               F#m             D          E        A
But he couldn't hear me make my bet over his own voice
A               F#m                    D     D     A
So if I climb the mountain now with my paint and leather shoes
A               F#m                       D         E       A       E
And I touch the hand of God up there will you still help me choose?

[Chorus]
A             C#              D
They tried to tell me you're cold
C#                       D
And you're impossible to hurt
A                                   F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A                                   F#m
If that's true about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt

[Instrumental]
A F#m D D

[Verse]
A               F#m                    D     D     A
Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come
A               F#m             D          E        A
I'm glad you're feeling guilty now, that you're better off than some
A               F#m                    D     D     A
But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road
     C#                  F#m              D          E      A    E
So I took 'em from their window sill and served 'em at a mall

[Chorus]
A             C#              D
They tried to tell me you're cold
C#                       D
And you're impossible to hurt
A                                   F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A                                   F#m
If that's true about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A          F#m
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A          F#m
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
 D          E    D    A
Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?

[Instrumental]
A F#m  D  A  C#  D  E

[Verse]
A               F#m                    D     D     A
Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes
A               F#m             D          E        A
My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues
A               F#m                    D     D     A
I'm sleeping in the kitchen now and my feet are in the hall
A               F#m             D          E        A
My picture's on a piano, my head is off the wall

[Chorus]
A             C#              D
They tried to tell me you're cold
C#                       D
And you're impossible to hurt
A                                   F#m
Now I've heard that said about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A                                   F#m
If that's true about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A                                F#m
If that's true about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
They should put it on a t-shirt
A                                F#m
If that's true about the both of us
 D          E    D    A
Why don't they put it on a t-shirt?