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Dear Employer -
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I'd like to tell you that it's been wonderful these last few 
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years
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But now you know I've got a new shoe
      Em                        G
And I'll be wearing it so far from here


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Dear Employer -
        A                  Em                G
Your escalators are very dangerous on the way down
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They rip the skin and they pull you in
     Em                            G
Spit out the boney bits and coffee grounds


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Dear Employer -
        A                               Em                G
I heard a story  When you were just knee-high  Higher than I
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You built the wings  The propeller, too
    Em                          G
With balsa wood and glue you made it fly


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Dear Employer -
          A                      Em                   G
You commanded me  Your commendations now don't mean as much
        D                    A
I'm a lost cause Causing a problem 
         Em                   G
But I promise to be way out of touch


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Dear Employer -
            A                              Em
When you hear the news Please save the saintly words for 
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saintly souls
          D                     A
I'll be long-gone Long-gone and rotting
        Em                    G
Long-gone and ulcerous A thing untold

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That's the reason that I quit
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The reason that I quit

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That's the reason that I quit
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The reason that I quit

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That's the reason that I quit
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The reason that I quit