CE7
Who cares if you're jewish,
AmC
And your breath smells of garlic,
E7Am
And your nose is a shiny red light.
FD7
To me you are gorgeous,
CA7
And everything's right,
D7G7
When I turn off the living room light.
CE7
Your clothes are old-fashioned,
AmC
Your knuckles are bony,
E7AmC
Your hair looks a terrible sight.
FD7
But I don't have to see you,
CA7
The way that you are,
D7GC
When I turn off the living room light.
E7AmC
When I turn off the living room light.
FD7
I don't have to see you,
CA7
The way that you are,
D7G7C
When I turn off the living room light.
[Bridge]
FD7C
Well it's not that you are ugly,
FD7C
And I'm not being cruel,
FD7CA7
It helps me to relax, dear
D7G7
It helps to keep me cool.
FD7C
Now I am not intending,
FD7C
To make you feel ashamed,
FD7CA7
What's wrong in me pretending?
D7G7
'Cause you can't help being plain.
[Verse 2]
CE7
Your nose may be bulbous,
AmC
Your face may be spotty,
E7AmC
Your skin may be wrinkled and tight.
FD7
But I don't want to see you,
CA7
The way that you are,
D7G7
So I turn off the living room light.
CE7
We don't feel so ugly,
AmC
We don't feel so draggy,
E7Am
We don't feel so twisted up tight.
FD7CA7
And we don't feel as ugly as we really are,
D7G7C
When we turn off the living room light.
E7AmC
When we turn off the living room light.
FD7CA7
We don't feel as ugly as we really are,
D7G7C
When we turn off the living room light