Am [Verse 1] Am Got abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away [Abandonitis!] Dm Got abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away [Abandonitis!] Em You can whine and moan about being alone Dm Am But abandonitis is here to stay [Verse 2] Am You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild Am And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!] Dm You might get left as a child and run crazy and wild Am And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!] Em You'd better take it in stride because you just can't hide Dm Am From abandonitis when it comes your way [Bridge] G Your baby sister's in jail, your brother's a punk F E Your folks are both dead, maybe just drunk Am G You feel all alone, so sorry for yourself F E You stand in line like everybody else, Abandonitis, uh! [Instrumental] Am | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Dm Am | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Em Dm | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Am | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | G F E Am | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | G F E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | [Bridge] Am G It's like a logical stage, you try to engage F E There ain't no friends on your Facebook page Am G You might get a divorce, remarry of course F E It's the same old trap, scream yourself hoarse, Abandonitis! [Verse 3] Am It's abandonitis, not appendicitis Am And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away] Dm It's abandonitis, not appendicitis Am And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away] Em You can't operate on your own fate Dm Am Abandonitis don't cut it that way [Verse 4] Am It's just abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away [Abandonitis!] Dm Ol' abandonitis deep down inside us Am And it won't go away [Abandonitis!] Em You can whine and moan about being alone Dm Am But abandonitis dont go away [Outro] Am G F E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ( Abond... Am G F E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ...itis ) ( Abond... Am G F E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ...itis ) ( Abond... Am G F E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | ...itis). ...Fade out