AmGC
Some folks live a single life, so lonely
AmGC
[Thank God I've got you and you've got me]
AmGC
But if we had a pass for one night only
FCGC
[Who'd be on your list? Who'd be on your list? I'll give you three]
[Chorus 1] (Courtney) + Stephen:
FCGAmFCG
(I'll take Rob Lowe, DiCaprio, and Denzel)
FCGAmFCG
And I'll take Anne Hathaway, whoa and Beyoncé, and Denzel...
[Interlude 1]
||: Am / G / | C / / / :|| (x2)
[Verse 2] (Courtney) + Stephen:
AmGC
Why you looking at me funny?
AmGC
You don't think Anne Hathawa- (What the fuck?)
AmGC
I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
FCG
And also I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hetero-normative idea
FCG
That human sexual expression is binary and one is either
FCG
Gay or straight but rather that one's orientation is more fluid
FCG
And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum
FCG
So if I saw Denzel at like an airport and he winked at me
FCGC
And walked into a bathroom stall, we both know I would follow him inside
[Chorus 2] [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
FCGAmFCG
(Anyway), [Jon Snow, and Barack O., and Denzel]
FCGAm
Give me some [Rachel Dratch, and Cumberbatch]
FCGFCG
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
FCGFCG
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
FCGFCG
[And Denzel, and Denzel]
[Bridge] [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
FCG
And Kristen Bell (and Denzel)
FCG
And Chuck Liddell (and Denzel)
FCG
Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel, ooh)
FCG
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
FCG
Denzel (ooh Denzel, ooh)
FCG
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Lin-Manuel
FCG
(Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel,) Denzel, (Denzel) and Geri Halliwell
FCG
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] Denzel
FCG
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] I love you Big D
FCG
[Oooh, ooh, oooh,] you're the one for me
[Outro] Stephen + (Courtney):
FCG
(Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel
FCG
(Denzel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denzel,) Norman Fell, (Denzel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell
FCG
(Denzel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denzel,) Richard Hell, (Denzel,) and Kenan and also Kel
FCG
Gizel- -le
FCG
Mansuel- -le
FCG
Harvey Keit- -el
FCG
Denzel
FCG
Denzel
FCG
Denzel...