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The priest wears a black eye patch and fake Prada perfume
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On His walking cane is the Holy Roman ring
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He wants to blindfold You all alone in his bedroom
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 In the land of the blind the one eyed-man is king

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Hosanna closes Her eyes at Saint Peter's urging
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She tapes them shut so She can't see anything
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She don't know it yet, but She's no longer virgin
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 Here in the land of the blind, the one eyed snake is king

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The cyclops in the White House understands it
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Keeps everyone snow-blind from the great west wing
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He knows Your rules don't apply here in the snake pit
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 It's a land of the blind and the one eyed-man is king

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Oh, every night You pray or is it wishing?
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'Cause You're in no position to ask for anything

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I'm guided by a warning light from heaven
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Inspired by the violent Arab Spring
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I nearly died once in a wrecked Porsche 911
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 But in the land of the dead, the dying man is king

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You're looking for someone to lead You through this
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I'm standing here, let's do this
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Throw My hat into the ring

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He sentenced Me to eternity in exile
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Then drew the battle lines with David's sling
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He gave every sightless clown a nuclear missile
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 In the land of the blind the one eyed-man is king

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Oh, meet Me at Your Mama's by the parkway
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And I'll free Your soul from every apron string
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In the execution hood You wore on Saint's Day
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 We'll join the land of the blind where the one-eyed man is king

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