A              D
come the day i lose my marbles
A              E
walk me gently to the stables
A           E     D
sit me in a comfy sofa
A        E      A
wheel me out to graze

A                  D
when i'm dragged before the jury
A               E
plead for me if i'm deemed worthy
A                E       D
steal a song and sing it backwards
A              E         A
yodel till the cows come home

D
1 you'll get a bag of clues
A
2 do you need much more
   E                              A
or 3 do you just want to play the numbers
D
4 you'll get it on a plate
A                 E
5, 6, 7 and 8 all said one skeleton is all you're getting
better rattle it along while it's got
a bit of muscle on it

(and so on.....)

when it comes my time to snuff it
play complete control and abide with me
fill a pine bungalow with whiskey
shove me where the sun don't shine

come the day i lose my marbles
lead me gently out to graze
steal a song and sing it sideways
yodel till the cows come home
just want to play the numbers