B E B E
B E B A

[Verse 1]

B                          E
Why the hell we waitin’ in line
  B                           E
A billion cars in front and behind
      B                    E
We’re goin’ the way of the dinosaur
                 B                     E
And they’ll make petrol out of us next time
    B                     E
And everything would be alright
        B                        E
If this coffin that I’m in was a kite
    B                  E
I’d sail on home to my TV set
         B                      A
I’m glad Sopranos are on Sunday night

[Pre-Chorus]

    B                 G#m
Hey you in the car in front of me
           A
I’ve got a message for you
          E
Could you pass it on to
    B                         G#m
The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya
           A             E
Ask him to pass it along too

[Chorus]

      B          E
If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere
      C#         E
If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster
      B           E                        A     E
If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time


[Verse 2]

B                E
Bumper to bumper grumps
    B                      E
All racing to get over the hump
        B                     E
Then we realize what’s on the other side
            B                      E
And it’s no wonder why they come undone
    B                     E
But I don’t let it get me down
    B                      E
And I'll just take a look around
   B               E
My windshield is a movie screen
         B                    A
And everybody’s actin’ like a clown

[Pre-Chorus]

    B                 G#m
Hey you in the car in front of me
           A
I’ve got a message for you
          E
Could you pass it on to
    B                         G#m
The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya
           A             E
Ask him to pass it along too

[Chorus]

      B          E
If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere
      C#         E
If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster
      B           E                        A     F#
If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time


[Bridge]
           A                E
And in the endzone we see a couch
         B         F#
With our TV dinner eyes
           A                     E
And if you see my window rollin’ down
           A    E         F#
I’ve got a chainsaw for a mouth to cut you down to size

[Instrumental]

B E B E
B E B A

[Pre-Chorus]

    B                 G#m
Hey you in the car in front of me
           A
I’ve got a message for you
          E
Could you pass it on to
    B                         G#m
The guy sittin’ in the car in front of ya
           A             E
Ask him to pass it along too

[Chorus]

      B          E
If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere
      C#         E
If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster
      B           E                        A     F#
If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time
      B          E
If we all drive 25 we’re getting’ nowhere
      C#         E
If we all drive 75 we’ll get there faster
      B           E                        A     F#
If we all drive 105 we’ll get to heaven on time