E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--2222222222222222--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-------10h12-10h12-10h12-10h12-10h12-10-10-10~-|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--0000000000000000--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-------------------12h10-12h10-1210-1210-1210--|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--2222222222222222--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She's been to private school, and she speaks perfect French.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--0000000000000000--------------------------| |-------------------------------3-0-3--5-3-0-0--|
She's got her perfect friends, oh, isn't she cool.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-------------------12h10-12h10-1210-1210-1210--|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--2222222222222222--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--0000000000000000--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far better than me,
hey hey.
Chorus:
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--55555555----| |-------------------10-12---8-10--13-12---10-12--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--44444444----| |-----------------------------------------13-12--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
Promise you won't ever see me cry. Don’t feel sorry
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--55555555----| |--------------------------------13-12-10--12-8--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--44444444----| |--------------------------------------13-12-10--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine. So don't bother, be unkind.
Bridge:
Bass Guitar
EmGAmEmGE|------------------------------------------------------------| |--------3----0---------3--------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------| |--------3----1---------3--------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------| |---0----0----2----0----0--------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------| |---2----0----2----2----0--------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------| |---2----2----0----2----2--------|
E|--00000000--33333333--55555555--00000000--3333333333333333--| |---0----3---------0----3--------|
Second part:
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |----------------12h10-12h10-12h10-12h10-12h10--|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--2222222222222222--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--0000000000000000--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |----------------12h10-12h10-12h10-12h10-12h10--|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--2222222222222222--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.
Bass Guitar
E|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------3333333333333333--------| |-----------------------------------------------|
E|--0000000000000000--------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------|
I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all
hey hey.
Chorus:
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--55555555----| |------------------10-12---8-10--13-12---10-12---|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--44444444----| |-----------------------------------------13-12--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--55555555----| |--------------------------------13-12-10--12-8--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--44444444----| |--------------------------------------13-12-10--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine. So don't bother, be unkind.
Solo:
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-13--12--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-8---|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-------------------------14-14-14-14-15-17-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12----------15-----|
B|--15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15------------------------------------------10-12-8--15-----|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bride:
Bass Guitar I
DAmCGE|------------------------------| |--2---0---3---3---|
B|------------------------------| |--3---1---5---3---|
G|------------------------------| |--2---2---5---0---| x2
D|------------------------------| |--0---2---5---0---|
A|----5555-------22222----------| |------0---3---2---|
E|---------55555-------33333----| |--------------3---| For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
Bass Guitar I If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they
hurt you
D Am C C And lose those pounds, and
about football
e|------------------------------| |--2---0---3---3---| If it made you stay, but youbut you won't
B|------------------------------| |--3---1---5---5---|
G|------------------------------| |--2---2---5---5---|
D|------------------------------| |--0---2---5---5---|
A|----5555------2222---2--------| |------0---3---3---|
E|---------5555-----------------| |------------------|
Chorus: x2
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmAmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--00000000----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--11111111----| |-------------------10-12---8-10--13-12---10-12--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--22222222----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--22222222----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--00000000----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmAmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--00000000----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--11111111----| |-----------------------------------------13-12--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--22222222----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--22222222----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--00000000----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmCE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--55555555----| |--------------------------------13-12-10--12-8--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Guitar I Guitar II
GDAmE|--33333333--22222222--00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
B|--33333333--33333333--11111111--44444444----| |--------------------------------------13-12-10--|
G|--00000000--22222222--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
D|--00000000--00000000--22222222--55555555----| |------------------------------------------------|
A|--22222222------------00000000--33333333----| |------------------------------------------------|
E|--33333333----------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------|
Promise you won't ever see me cry