F G D G


[Verse 1]
        D        G         F
And by bitch, I mean this rain
G         D        G F
No cabs, nowhere
      G                               D
So I had to put on the wigs and the heels
         G
And the lashes and the eairh
     F         G           D     G
And take the train to the club
 F       G         D
And you know the MTA
                   G             F           G    D G
Should stand for "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass".

F          G
So then I get to the club
 D               G                F
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
          G                   D           G
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
     F                  G       D
But our friend, Johnny Five-Oh
 G             F          G           D
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
G              F
So no fee for me
              G               F
I don't even know what's the tea.

F                G
So I hope you're up girl
  D                      G     F G
'Cause we are all coming over
 D               G
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
 F            G
Fire up the smoke machine
     D            G
And put on your heels
          F                    G    D G
'Cause I know exactly what we need.


[Chorus]
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F              G
Lock the doors tight
            F
Let's have kiki
  G
(Motherfucker)
 F                 G
I'm gonna let you have it
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F           G
Dive, turn, work
              F
Let's have a kiki
 G
We're gonna serve
     F                     G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.

[Interlude]
F G F G  x4


[Verse 2]
   F         G
A kiki is a party
     F                G
For calming all your nerves
        F               G
We're spilling tea and dishing
      F                  G
Just desserts one may deserve
      F                G
And though the sun is rising
     F             G
Few may choose to leave
    F
So shade that lid
     G
And we'll all bid
  F              G
Adieu to your ennui


[Chorus]
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F              G
Lock the doors tight
            F
Let's have kiki
  G
(Motherfucker)
 F                 G
I'm gonna let you have it
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F           G
Dive, turn, work
              F
Let's have a kiki
 G
We're gonna serve
     F                     G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.

[Interlude]
F G F G  x4


[Bridge]
N.C
Oh what a wonderful kiki
              F          G
This kiki is marvelous
  F        G
(Work it, girl)
       F            G
Ewww, you know girl we were
 F                      G
Sitting back here just having our own kiki
 F    G       F        G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
 F    G       F        G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
 F    G       F        G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
 F    G       F        G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non


[Chorus]
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F              G
Lock the doors tight
            F
Let's have kiki
  G
(Motherfucker)
 F                 G
I'm gonna let you have it
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F           G
Dive, turn, work
              F
Let's have a kiki
 G
We're gonna serve
     F                     G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.


[Chorus]
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F              G
Lock the doors tight
            F
Let's have kiki
  G
(Motherfucker)
 F                 G
I'm gonna let you have it
              F
Let's have a kiki
   G
I wanna have a kiki
 F           G
Dive, turn, work
              F
Let's have a kiki
 G
We're gonna serve
     F                     G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.