C   F   C   F   C   F

[Verse 1]
C           F         C      F
They made a statue of us
C           F             C      F
Then put it on a mountain top
C            F                 C      F
The tourists come and stare at us
     C                  F
Blow bubbles with their gum
     C                F         C    F    C    F
Take photographs have fun, have fun
C              F          C      F
They'll name a city after us
C         F                C      F
And later say it's all our fault
C                      F
Then they'll give us a talking to
C                      F
Then they'll give us a talking to
C                 F              C      F
Cause they've got years of experience

[Chorus]
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C            F              Am G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G
And it's contagious
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G
And it's contagious

C   F   C   F   (x2)

[Verse 2]
C           F                   C      F
We wear our scarves just like a noose
C                F            C      F
But not cause we want eternal sleep
C              F                  C      F
And though our parts are slightly used
C            F                   C      F
New ones are slave labor you can keep

[Chorus]
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C            F              Am G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G
And it's contagious
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G
And it's contagious

[Bridge]
Am  F   C   G   (x4)
C   F   C   F   (x2)

[Verse 3]
C           F         C
They made a statue of us
            F         C
They made a statue of us
             F                 C
The tourists come and stare at us
              F             C
The sculptors mama sends regards
            F         C
They made a statue of us
            F         C
They made a statue of us
          F             C      F
Our noses have begun to rust

[Chorus]
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C            F              Am   G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
      C          F              Am       G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G
And it's contagious
C             F
And it's contagious
Am            G      C    F    C
And it's contagious