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[Verse 1]
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Wash my hands, I don't touch my face, I stay at home, Shelter in place,
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Social distance, Don't go to work, I wear a mask, & gloves, & stay away from church.
[Verse 2]
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I avoid old folks, And should I sneeze, I do it in my elbow, Or up my sleeve,
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Six feet apart, That is the rule, And I pray for the day, the kids can go back to school.
[Chorus 1]
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I'm washing my hands, Like a racoon with OCD,
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I've watched Hulu, Roku, Netflix, PBS and the BBC,
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I've taken down all my mirrors, And I'm, Sick of what I see . . .
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Two more weeks of quarantine will be the death of me. (The death of me . . . )
[Verse 3]
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I risk a trip, To the grocery store, To buy T.P. And a few things more,
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But when I get there, All I can find, Is sixteen Honey Buns and some Mad Dog wine.
[Chorus 2]
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I'm washing my hands, Like a racoon with OCD,
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I've watched Hulu, Roku, Netflix, PBS and the BBC,
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I've taken down all my mirrors, 'Cause I'm sick of what I see . . .
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Yeah two more weeks of this quarantine is gonna be the death of me. (The death of me . . . )
[Outro]
'spoken'
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You know they say this is war, No we don't have to storm Omaha Beach or Porkchop Hill,
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Ha, We just lay here on the couch, and watch T.V.
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“Whew, I'd rather volunteer for a high risk comando raid to parachute into Wuhan and find
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that little fellow that ordered that bat soup.
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I know what I'm talking about in my head, Saying crazy stuff over and over like, “Yes Dear, Yes Dear.”
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At breakfast I meant to say “Honey please pass me the pepper” but what slipped out was
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“You Crazy Woman You've Ruined My Life.” Hehe.
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Of course I immediately appologised, Ha, As soon as I regained consiousness.