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[Verse 1]
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A zen..automaton........ couldn't crack that koan 
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And drive the sword of humans guilt 
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Right up to its diamond hilt 
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I read it on my phone 


[Verse 2]
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Holy shit is that Sir Ian McKellen learning from the clouds?
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Shooting lightening from his eyes all across the Burmese crowds?
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I don't know much but I know I don't like them at all
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Whatever they do, whoever they are
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I read it on my phone


[Verse 3]
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Paint me green and push me through the surgery door
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Julienne my frontal love and bludgeon me with a two-by-four
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And send me to the wild to eat and fuck and fuck and eat
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God, Father, give up your seat for the pregnant and the old
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Don't you know who that is? It's Ringo Fucking Starr

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[Sax Solo]
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[Verse 4]
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It takes 1.56666666................. fractions of the time
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It took me to stand up and realise we need to die
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In Silicon Valley they're working in and for the greatest minds
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A nihilist pact is just what logic prescribes
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I feel like I could piss right out the window and hit the moon

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