INTRO & CHORUS RIFF:

   mute F Chord  then hit E (let ring on 3rd time)
E|---x-x-x-x-x-------------0-------|
B|---x-x-x-x-x-------------0-------|
G|---x-x-x-x-x-------------1-------|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-------------2-------|
A|---x-x-x-x-x-------------2-------|
E|---x-x-x-x-x-------------0-------| repeat 3 times

Intro:  x2

Verse:
A                         D            C
see those student wankers walking down the street
their clothes so smart & clean, their hair well kept & neat
who wants to die of knowledge you can't use?
spend all day quoting Freud but can't do up their shoes

Chorus:
play riff 3 times
                 student wankers
                 student wankers

Verse: (same chords as first)
see those student wankers in the student bar
complaining to each other that their grants don't go far
with their silly student ties and silly student scarfs
drinking draught real ale but not in pints but halves