Intro:[F#7  B7] x2

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 I laughed at the teacher    who taught in my school,
F#7            B7               F#7           B7
 they kept one armed bandits in the swimming pool.
E                  A      E                 A
 They don't understand me,  but they never will,
E               A          D7            B7
 and if I was there I'd be telling them still.

E               A
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more.
E               A
I'm not such a bad boy no more, no more, no more.

I followed the leader into her tent,
but nobody told me that she owed some rent.
She wanted to love me, I wanted to go
but she taught me things that I needed to know.

I'm not such a bad...

Inter:[F#7  B7] x4

She wanted to love me,...

I'm not such a bad...

I talked to my lawyer, he picked up my bail,
won't someone get me out of this lousy jail.
We're both in agreement that crime never pays
and I should be out in a couple of days.