Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, cause' I am
Ash-ley!

She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
You might be the ingredient I seek
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
You should be afraid of the great
Ash-ley!

She doesn't play with dolls and she never comps her hair
Who has time to girly things like that?

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
Grandma's wig, this will make you big
Kitten spit, soon, you pants don't fit
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest
Ash-ley
You'd better watch your step or she I'll cast a spell on you
I turned my teacher into a spoon

I'm a slave to my spell book, and that is true
I don't have as many as friends
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends
And if you say no
You're toast

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, cause' I am
Ash-ley!

Just remember this when see her on a street
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet