G                                
  I met a girl a few weeks ago 
           G
  She's so smart and beautiful
A      
  When she's around I feel my heart beat 
              C                 D
  Down in the very depths of my soul
             G
  So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
              G
  We're going on a cross-country trip
                 A
  'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
                C                  D
  We'll start a meaningful relationship

  N.C.
  FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!


[CHORUS]

C               G
  Let’s hit the road
    D      Em       C        G      
  I was so close to personal growth 
         D             Em
  So California here I come
C         G     D         Em
  I wanna bone across the nation 
F              C              D
  Let's bust a load of summer fun!


[VERSE]

           G
  I porked most of New York 
               G
  I banged 'em silly in Philly
            G
  I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
               A
  I slapped my groin on Des Moines
                 A
  And dropped my phallus in Dallas
             C                   D
  We’re only halfway through day four

                      G
  I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
           G
  Bust coconuts on Miami
           G
  I shot puree on Santa Fe
              A
  I gave some penix to Phoenix
              A
  And my nuts rattled Seattle
               C            D
  So hard they felt it in L.A.

  N.C.
  TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!


[CHORUS]

C             G      D   Em
  Now here we are in California
C                 G
  These girls are hot
            D               Em
  And Brian bought us a new yacht 
  Em                       C
  He killed the previous owner
                  G          D    Em
  Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
F            C                D
  This boner quest has just begun!


[VERSE]

C            G
  I left 'em smitten in Britain
              D                           Em
  And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
C                 G
  Then things got beejy in Fiji
          D                              Em
  I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden 
C                   G
  New Zealand got a blast of my semen
             D                                   Em
  I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
  G          C
  I Banged-ladesh!
              D
  Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause


[CHORUS]

C                G
  I've conquered Earth
        D       Em 
  It is time to move on!
C              G
  Let's take a rocket
            D         Em
  Find some hot alien sluts
  Em             C 
  Set phasers to thrust
              G
  No time for spacesuits
       D       Em
  I am way too horny!
F                 C
  Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK