E - C#m [Verse 1] E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m I'm undeserving of your kind attention E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m Better you pass me by A G# I just put paid to the chance of love in a million C#m A B7 And if you're nice to me, you'll only have me crying. [Verse 2] E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m Thank you for the invitation E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m Sorry, but I can't stay A G# When I find a rock big enough for me to crawl under C#m A E A E I'm gonna hang a sign outside to the world, "Stay away" [Bridge] A Don't be nice to me Am If only life could be E Like a walk in the park E+ E6 E7 To the trill of a lark on the wing on high A Don't be nice to me Am 'Cause I can't guarantee F#m B A B That what you'll find won't blow your mind A B E [Intro] If you're too kind [Verse 3] E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m Yes, I need a ride to the station E C#m · E Don't be nice to me C#m But I'd rather walk in the rain, yeah A Now I know I'm acting like a big galoot G# C#m And it'll all work out in time A But if you're nice to me B7 E Get ready to see me cry [Outro] E Cry, cry Cry and cry E Cry, baby