G         F                  D         D
  All the sailors with their seasick mamas
G         F                 D          D
 hear the sirens on the shore
G         F         D              D
  singing songs for pimps with tailors
C                G                 D      D
  who charge ten dollars at the door


[Chorus]
G        F              D             D
 You can really learn a lot that way
G        F                 D             D
 it will change you in the middle of the day
G            F          D      D
 Though your confidence may be shattered
C           G         D        D
 it doesn't matter


[Verse 2]
G         F       D       D
  All the great explorers
G           F           D      D
 are now in Granite Lake
G             F              D           D
  under white sheets for the great unveiling
C        G           D       D
  at the big... parade


[Chorus]
G        F              D            D
 You can really learn a lot that way
G        F                 D             D
 it will change you in the middle of the day
G            F          D       D
 Though your confidence may be shattered
C           G         D      D
 it doesn't matter


[Instrumental]

G    F   D   G   F   D   G   F   D


[Verse 3]
G         F             D         D
  All the bush-league batters
G            F          D         D
 are left to die on the diamond
G        F          D          D
  In the stands the home crowd scatters
C            G          D       D
  For the turnstiles
C            G          D       D
  For the turnstiles
C            G          D       D
  For the turnstiles