G                               C
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
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At our Christmas party
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We were drinkin’ champagne punch
        C                        D
And homemade eggnog

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Little sister brought her new boyfriend
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He was a Mexican
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We didn’t know what to think of him
            C                       D
‘Til he sang Feliz Navidad
          G
Feliz Navidad

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Brother Ken brought his kids with him
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The three from his first wife Lynn
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And the two identical twins
                 C                  D
>From his first wife MaryNell
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Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
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Who talks all about AA
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Chain smokin’ while the stereo plays
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Noel, Noel, The first Noel






Chorus:
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Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
C
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
D
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
C
We need some ice and a extension cord
D
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
C
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family

Verse 2:
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Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them
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But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
C                                               D     
They blew our Christmas lights
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong
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So we waited out on our front lawn
G                           Em
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
                      C
And we sang Silent Night
              D
Oh Silent Night
             G
Oh holy night






D
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
C
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
C
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
D
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
C
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights