A                                               D
Keep that motor runnin', Jocko, I won't be long gone inside.
       A                                D
If you shut the motor off, my luck, the battery die.
G      A           D
Oh, I love robbin' banks,
G      A            D
Yes, I love robbin' banks,
             Bm                            D
You tell the teller thanks, aw, honey, for me!

[Verse 2]
        A                                    D
When we left Argentina we had Lascaux in our eyes.
     A                                                        D
Head out for them clear, cold night and white-capped mountain lines
G      A          D
Lord, I love being chauffeured,
G      A           D
Yes, I love being chauffeured,
Bm                                            D
I'm a backseat gopher, ridin' in the car with you!

[Verse 3]
A                                                      D
Keep them dogs quiet good, boy, I won't be long in the barn.
       A                                                D
If you get scared and run, you bastard, I'll break your arm now!
G       A             D
Lord, I love poachin' chickens,
G      A            D
Hun, I love poachin' chickens,
Bm                                    D
I fry 'em finger-lickin'; some kinda good!

[Verse 4]
A                                                           D
Keep that bottle coming good, boy; lord, I'm gettin' so dry inside.
A                                             D
If you break it or drop it, my luck, we gonna die.
G       A             D
Lord, I love drinkin' whiskey,
G       A            D
Hun, I love drinkin' whiskey,
Bm                                        D
Makin' me feel risky every time I do a jug, now!

[Verse 5]
A                                                 D
Keep them eyes peeled good, boy, for that highway patrol.
A                                                                D
If they catch and lock us up, now, they gonna keep us till we're green, old, ugly, and nasty!
G       A          D
Lord, I love being illegal,
G       A         D
Yes, I love being illegal,
Bm                                           D
Makin' my bones wiggle every time I see the law!

[Verse 6]
G     A            D
Yes, I love robbin' banks!
G     A            D
Woah, I love bein' chauffeured!
G     A            D
Yes, I love poachin' chickens!
G     A            D
Lord, I love drinkin' whiskey!
G     A            D
Yes, I love bein' illegal!
G     A            D
Lord, I love robbin' banks,
Bm                                          D
You tell the teller thanks, aw, honey, for me!