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[Verse 1]
AmE
Don’t often open up this floor, since I handed in my gun
EAmAm/G
What all these keys are for, now my tour of duty’s done
FAm/EDmDm/C
You got to know the switches, now you got your turn
Dm/BEAm
Watch and learn, junior, watch and learn
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
AmE
Now you will get your trouble spots, here’s one from down voodoo way
EAmAm/G
Bragged he had me by the you-know-whats, very funny, you don’t say
FAm/EDmDm/C
The big enchilada, stealing elections
Dm/BE
Had to go down there, trash collection
[Bridge]
FEAmAm/G
Got his cojones on my desk in there, made into a souvenir
FEAmAm/G
Set of cufflinks, nice pair, the rest of him’s someplace up here
FAm/EDm
Sometimes you got to put a shoulder to the door
CE
Not so fast, junior, listen to your Pa
[Chorus]
FAm/EDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
CGEAm
Don’t crash the ambulance, whatever you do
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
AmE
What we have here’s a dung hole place, thought it was fly shit on the map
EAmAm/G
Fat bastard, ugly face, and the personal crap
FAm/EDmDm/C
You can’t move the barriers, You can’t mess with oil and gas
Dm/BE
Had to go down there, stick a couple, aircraft carriers in his ass
[Bridge]
FEAmAm/G
Fancy dress, medals chest, it’s all in here for all the gigs
FEAmAm/G
Gas mask, bullet-proof vest, all the usual rigs
FAm/EDmDm/C
There’ll be things they missed, they didn’t mention
Dm/BEAm
You’ve even got a whistle in there, for attracting attention
[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
AmE
Well, I think you’re gonna be okay, son, you’ve had the tour, I guess
EAmAm/G
These two buttons, by the way, this one I hope you never press
FAm/EDmDm/C
Some holy fool, just watch, who’s not like you or me
Dm/BE
That one’s the whole shooting match right there, it’s the whole shitaree
[Verse 5]
AmE
We don’t forget who put us here, Jack, that’s page one
EAmAm/G
We talk soft but carry a big stick, and pack the biggest gun
FAm/EDmDm/C
We don’t like accidents, major or minor
CE
You don’t want yourself an incident, don’t ever invade China
[Chorus]
FAm/EDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
CGE
Don’t crash the ambulance
FAm/EDm
Here, son, I’m handing over to you
CGEAm
Don’t crash the ambulance, whatever you do
[Outro]
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(Fade out)