D Am Good morning Miss can I help you son D Am Six-teen today and up for fun F7 I'm a big boy now or so they say E7 D Am So if you'll serve I'll be on my way D Am Box of balloons with the feather-light touch D Am Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night F7 A toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin E7 Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way Em C7 B7 Welcome to the House of (Am) D Am N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss you mis-understood D Am Six-teen big boy full pint in my manhood F7 I'm up to date and the date's today E7 So if you'll serve I'll be on my way F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the House of Fun F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way Em C7 B7 Welcome to the House of D Am (x2), B A# A D# I'm sorry son but we don't stock A F#m Party gimmicks in this shop Bm G Try the House of Fun it's quicker if you run A A7 This is a chemist's not a Joke Shop D Am Party hats simple enough clear D Am Compre-hende Savvy Understand Do you hear D Am A pack of party hats with the coloured tips D Am Too late Gorgon's heard gossip F7 E7 Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay many happy returns from the day Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way F#m D7 F#m B7 Welcome to the House of Fun Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age Em C7 Em B7 Welcome to the House of Fun F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way F#m D7 F#m C#7 Welcome to the House of Fun